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caseyanthonyofficial:

I’d be the worst food critic because I would just try someones food they made and be like ew this has tomatoes in it 0/10 this sucks. 

ahkep:

actionables:

the past is a strange place

cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this

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this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up

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one wheel motorcycle

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pin-boys who manually lined pins up

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baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight

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zoo-keeper showering a penguin

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But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up

itstonybetch:

adoredelano

ddanganronpa:

kuzryu:

somone kiss me

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jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 


egberts
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svvitzerland:

egberts:

svvitzerland:

svvitzerland:

 What is the opposite of a restaurant?

a workaurant

i hope you get arrested for this joke

i think i need to get arworked

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unsuccessfulblogger:

if i catch you glancing at me more than twice i will automatically think you like me so please don’t look at me ever

zabsofnightvale:

you know you’ve achieved true greatness when the advertisement before your video is FOR your video

zabsofnightvale:

you know you’ve achieved true greatness when the advertisement before your video is FOR your video

i-ran-over-oprah:

thanks that’s exactly what i meant

i-ran-over-oprah:

thanks that’s exactly what i meant

trust:

when ur outfit on point but ur plans get cancelled

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  • iphone: [autocorrects i to I]
  • me: chill