I’d be the worst food critic because I would just try someones food they made and be like ew this has tomatoes in it 0/10 this sucks.
the past is a strange place
cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this
this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up
one wheel motorcycle
pin-boys who manually lined pins up
baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight
zoo-keeper showering a penguin
But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up
What is the opposite of a restaurant?
i hope you get arrested for this joke
i think i need to get arworked
if i catch you glancing at me more than twice i will automatically think you like me so please don’t look at me ever
you know you’ve achieved true greatness when the advertisement before your video is FOR your video
- iphone: [autocorrects i to I]
- me: chill